vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(vía notiero)

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

(vía justwastingmywordsoneveryoneelse)

pussyhands:

what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics

(vía not-pizza)

ccoasters:

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ccoasters:

when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100

so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money” 

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ones 

he gave me 100 one dollar bills 

wait 

my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills 

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i can pretend to be a super star 

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i am a queen 

imagei made it rain on my mom

(vía justwastingmywordsoneveryoneelse)

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

(vía notiero)