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Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero.

the only thing in Michael Cera’s fucking BandCamp bio (via officialplxar)

(vía danintheskywithdiamonds)

churmandurrr:

merankoria:

The worst part about anxiety disorders is that even though you know how irrational and stupid your fear is, you can’t help panicking.

people never seen to understand this & it’s really frustrating to explain that you KNOW it’s stupid to feel like this but you can’t help it.

(vía houseborgia)

  • me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  • me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  • me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive

greatjaggi:

I was having a hard time sleeping tonight and i thought i saw human scooby doo on the tv but it was just a bad dream and not real and it turns out it was real and human scooby doo looks like this

image

(vía thecompanionsdoctor)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(Fuente: nickfuckface, vía ozzykillsyou)

unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

(Fuente: unit03, vía babyminaj)