shitphan:

when u start lusting over someone but then realise you actually have a really big crush on them 

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(Fuente: movedtojackhowarcl, vía handsomeandfaceless)

sniffing:

i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect

(vía chasinghe4rts)

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(Fuente: neptunain, vía sagihairius)