Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero.

the only thing in Michael Cera’s fucking BandCamp bio (via officialplxar)

(vía danintheskywithdiamonds)



The worst part about anxiety disorders is that even though you know how irrational and stupid your fear is, you can’t help panicking.

people never seen to understand this & it’s really frustrating to explain that you KNOW it’s stupid to feel like this but you can’t help it.

(vía houseborgia)

  • me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  • me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  • me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive


I was having a hard time sleeping tonight and i thought i saw human scooby doo on the tv but it was just a bad dream and not real and it turns out it was real and human scooby doo looks like this


(vía thecompanionsdoctor)


parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(Fuente: nickfuckface, vía ozzykillsyou)



if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

(Fuente: unit03, vía babyminaj)