Excelsior

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

(vía 666coffeeandcigarettesboulevard)

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

(vía please-dontslowmedown)

shooshpapping:

OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME

SO WHENEVER YOU GO TO THE TUMBLR HOME PAGE AND YOU’RE NOT LOGGED IN IT’S LIKE

I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD

BUT THEN WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE BUTTON THAT SAYS YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT IT’S LIKE

OH

IT’S YOU

(vía homoph0biaisgay)

when you’re so obsessed with a band for so long you forget they’re not actually your friends

(Fuente: stiffyforstyles, vía so-long-andgoodnight)

kanayastuck:

eriridan:

eriridan:

so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this

thank

ERICA I’M SO DONE WITH YOU

(vía stumpalicious31)